NO BUT SERIOUSLY DEFYING GRAVITY MAKES YOU FEEL SO FREAKING AMAZING LIKE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT GREEN WOMAN WHO DON’T NEED NO WIZARD
DOES ANYONE ELSE GET LIKE REALLY HAPPY WHEN SOMEONE LEANS THEIR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND YOURE LIKE FUCK YEAH IVE BEEN CHOSEN AND YOU FEEL REALLY SPECIAL BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO STAY SO FUCKIBG STILL COS IF YOU MOVE THEYLL STOP LEANING ON YOU AND ITS LIKE NO COME BACK IM SORRRRYUWYY
what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent
I just want everyone to see how unrealistic some expectations are.
I haven’t shaved my legs in months and I’m not even ashamed of that.
women are better than men = misandry
men are better than women = misogyny
men and women are equal = feminism
everyone is equal but also shit = misanthropy,
everyone’s equal when they’re dead = lesmiserables
everyone’s dead = supernatural
everyone’s important = doctor who
everyone’s an idiot = sherlock
everyone’s food = hannibal
I’m just curious to see how many people ship Elphaba and Fiyero.